Ok, I no longer rule - Tsawwassen is at the lower portion (map-wise) of Vancouver.
If you come out Saturday, then I could take you to some good Dim Sum (lunch) places (the really good ones have dirty floors, where servers shout at the top of their lungs and the places are packed. Oh, and you'll be the only "Kwai Low" there, but who cares?). However, by dinner time, I have to go meet my family for my brother's birthday dinner (he loves East Indian food, so we'll be sweating up a storm from all those spices).
As for Saturday's evening entertainment, I no longer qualify for club hopping on the Granville entertainment area. I spent too many wasted years down there and have become jaded with the whole scene. But I'm into hitting the Number 5 Orange or Brandie's if you are!